Hello, Government-type peoples!
You learn so many interesting things when you check your Site Meter. This afternoon, for instance, I checked mine for the first time and learned that I have readers in the UK and Germany (or, at least from servers in those countries) as and from all over the US.
I also learned that a few of my recent visitors are from centcom.mil and senate.gov.
Ummmm….hi people, government-type!
Since the feds are onto me, I have one important instruction:
If I suddenly stop posting, please send clean underwear (French-cut bikinis, size 6), Jimmy Buffett CDs (all of them!), and a crate of chocolate Pop-Tarts (not the S’mores ones) in care of the US Army at Guantanamo.
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“I don’t have an agenda, I don’t have a program. I’m not a communist or a socialist. I guess I’m a left-libertarian and a populist, and I believe in the Bill of Rights the way some folks believe in the Bible.”
– Molly Ivins, 1944-2007
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The Lady Speaks 
It’s an admirable idea….but I rather think we’ll all be keeping you
company! LOL
You will need some shower shoes. The ones they provide are really tacky.
“If I suddenly stop posting, please send clean underwear (French-cut bikinis, size 6), Jimmy Buffett CDs (all of them!), and a crate of chocolate Pop-Tarts (not the S’mores ones) in care of the US Army at Guantanamo.”
OK Sissy…I can do that…but more likely I will have to figure out how to get stormtroopers to come and get you. How else am I supposed to go to work? You’re the only person I trust to watch my kiddos for me.
Of course…I could always send them…and your youngest down to you…the government would release you in a heartbeat to get them outta there!
Lots of Love, Beth
Shock: Good point. Guess I’ll claim I need the Buffett CDs and Pop-Tarts as part of my religious rites.
Last one to Guantanamo’s a rotten egg! LOL
PAMOM: Hey there Mom-type person! Another good point! Flip-flops are painful. I’ll demand WaterShoes as required apparel for my prayers to the God of Jimmy Buffett and Pop-Tarts!
eowen: Sister-type person!! Oh, there’s a plan…once MK and JP start fighting, the Army will probably send them to Iraq!
I got the pop-tarts covered!!! Hey its the least i can do!! What is family for! Well u mides well
say were family. steppie
campie: Steppie!! Thank heaven someone’s willing to bring those pop-tarts! *phew* You can always deliver them wearing the shirt Wally-World doesn’t like!! LOL That’d work better on Army guys than the kiddies would!
Yeah if u need anything else-u let me know! Not sure I would be able to get u the Buffet cds
but i will do my best. U think that shirt will snag me a Army guy, cause that would be super!!!!
Campie: Having seen that shirt, I’m betting you could get three or four Army guys! They’ll all start fighting over you, and that’ll give the other bloggers and I a chance to escape!