The Lady Speaks

Hello, Government-type peoples!

You learn so many interesting things when you check your Site Meter. This afternoon, for instance, I checked mine for the first time and learned that I have readers in the UK and Germany (or, at least from servers in those countries) as and from all over the US.

I also learned that a few of my recent visitors are from centcom.mil and senate.gov.

Ummmm….hi people, government-type!

Since the feds are onto me, I have one important instruction:

If I suddenly stop posting, please send clean underwear (French-cut bikinis, size 6), Jimmy Buffett CDs (all of them!), and a crate of chocolate Pop-Tarts (not the S’mores ones) in care of the US Army at Guantanamo.

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March 15, 2006 - Posted by | Government, Uncategorized, US Military

8 Comments »

  1. It’s an admirable idea….but I rather think we’ll all be keeping you
    company! LOL

    Comment by ShockNAppalled | March 15, 2006 | Reply

  2. You will need some shower shoes. The ones they provide are really tacky.

    Comment by PAMOM | March 15, 2006 | Reply

  3. “If I suddenly stop posting, please send clean underwear (French-cut bikinis, size 6), Jimmy Buffett CDs (all of them!), and a crate of chocolate Pop-Tarts (not the S’mores ones) in care of the US Army at Guantanamo.”

    OK Sissy…I can do that…but more likely I will have to figure out how to get stormtroopers to come and get you. How else am I supposed to go to work? You’re the only person I trust to watch my kiddos for me.

    Of course…I could always send them…and your youngest down to you…the government would release you in a heartbeat to get them outta there!

    Lots of Love, Beth

    Comment by eowen77 | March 16, 2006 | Reply

  4. Shock: Good point. Guess I’ll claim I need the Buffett CDs and Pop-Tarts as part of my religious rites.

    Last one to Guantanamo’s a rotten egg! LOL

    PAMOM: Hey there Mom-type person! Another good point! Flip-flops are painful. I’ll demand WaterShoes as required apparel for my prayers to the God of Jimmy Buffett and Pop-Tarts!

    eowen: Sister-type person!! Oh, there’s a plan…once MK and JP start fighting, the Army will probably send them to Iraq!

    Comment by PA_Lady | March 16, 2006 | Reply

  5. I got the pop-tarts covered!!! Hey its the least i can do!! What is family for! Well u mides well
    say were family. steppie

    Comment by campie_2002 | March 16, 2006 | Reply

  6. campie: Steppie!! Thank heaven someone’s willing to bring those pop-tarts! *phew* You can always deliver them wearing the shirt Wally-World doesn’t like!! LOL That’d work better on Army guys than the kiddies would!

    Comment by PA_Lady | March 16, 2006 | Reply

  7. Yeah if u need anything else-u let me know! Not sure I would be able to get u the Buffet cds
    but i will do my best. U think that shirt will snag me a Army guy, cause that would be super!!!!

    Comment by campie_2002 | March 16, 2006 | Reply

  8. Campie: Having seen that shirt, I’m betting you could get three or four Army guys! They’ll all start fighting over you, and that’ll give the other bloggers and I a chance to escape!

    Comment by PA_Lady | March 16, 2006 | Reply


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