The Lady Speaks

Arrghh, Me Hearties!

Aye, maties, ’tis yer blogwench, Ambiguous Dora Bellamy,* here t’ tell ya ’tis indeed that glorious time o’ year – International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

From the home o’ the worst dogs t’ sail the main, those land lubbers who inventedcame up with …. birthed Talk Like A Pirate Day:

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Avast, me hearties! Be ye forewarned that today also be me brother’s birthday! Th’ bilge rat himself, “Drownin’ Pablo Scarr”  Cap’n Ezekiel Kookypants* [much better! – Jenn] be turnin’ a grand 32! Arr!

A round o’ grog for all t’ celebrate!

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*Pirate names plundered from the Pirate Name Generator. Git yer own, or be keel-hauled, ya barnacle!


September 19, 2007 - Posted by | Family, Just For Fun, Talk Like A Pirate Day

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