The Lady Speaks

Pat Robertson – Weather Prophet

I've said this before, but watching a man lose his sanity on television is just pathetic.

Yet, it's also mesmerizing. You just can't turn away. You want to keep watching to see what happens next. Will he froth at the mouth? Will he begin speaking in tongues (ie: incomprehensible gibberish) while flailing wildly on the floor? Will he gouge out his own eyes?

Or, will he just say something incredibly stupid….again?

From WFTV.com:

The Rev. Pat Robertson says God has told him that storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.

The founder of the Christian Broadcasting Network has told viewers of "The 700 Club" that the revelations came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8.

He added specifics in Wednesday's show. "There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest," he said.

I'm guessing here, but do you think maybe God got a preview of Al Gore's new movie An Inconvenient Truth?

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The Lady's going to make her own weather predictions for this year, based on conversations with a turnip seed:

In 2006, I see…..

At least THREE hurricanes, possibly beginning with the letters A, B, and C. There could be more than three, but the turnip seed wasn't willing to spill everything he knew.

All hurricanes will be the subject of intense media scrutiny, and all network anchors and correspondents will refer often to New Orleans and/or Katrina.

Warmer than normal temperatures across the South, drought continuing.

Monsoon rains in the Phoenix area beginning sometime in early July. Several well-known, low-lying places will flood, and several idiots will drive into those flooded low-lying spots despite the big yellow signs warning against it.

Rain in Seattle.

Many tornadoes in the Midwest.

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May 18, 2006 - Posted by | Christianity, Global Warming, Homeland Security, Religion, Republicans, Television, Weather

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