Watch For Flying Wingnuts

Ohh, isn’t it cute! I’ve been linked by a blog in the Victory Carcass! Awwww….

Give a little clap for Dr. Melissa Clothier. Isn’t she adorable in that “desperately-supporting-Bush” kind of way?

Too bad Dr. Melonhead…Melissa linked to a post from last July. [Scroll down, it's the "bushmchimpyhalliburtan" link.] Here’s some of the newer ones she should have used instead to really fire up the troops….members of the Victory Carcass. [Heaven knows, they've never been, nor ever will be "troops" - except in the 101st Typing Commandos sense of the word.]

If They Can Do This To One American…

Yes, Our President is Insane

The State of the Union Is…

And a personal favorite:

A Visual Primer For George

I mean, if you’re going to link to others to make the argument that liberals are nuts and busy creating a cult around global warming and then lead into our other “funny” ways (for which you use one of my posts) at least have the intelligence to link to something recent! What if I’d had a change of heart over the last 7 months? [Not likely, but it could happen... Umm, right. No it couldn't, because I'm sane, and there's no point pretending otherwise. Insanity and the ability to pretend all's well despite the signs of impending doom are requirements for supporting El Pollo Loco.] [Speaking of impending doom - how's the economy doing? Is that stock market thing working out for you? *snort*]

One question I have for Dr. Melissa. In your “About Me” you state:

This is who I am right now, today: A mom, wife, doctor who believes that Freedom is God-given, that it must be protected and if need be, fought for, that the founding fathers knew what they were doing, that the Word of God is the foundation of all knowledge, and my priorities are thus: God, Family, Country, in that order. Finally, I believe that each person is individually responsible for his or her life and that when the government does for a person what could be done for him/herself, it takes away the will to live. And my desire is that all people live and live abundantly. [emphasis mine]

Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t your Jesus say something a little different from that?

Matthew 25:41-46 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:
For I was an hungred, and ye gave me no meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink:
I was a stranger, and ye took me not in: naked, and ye clothed me not: sick, and in prison, and ye visited me not.
Then shall they also answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, or athirst, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not minister unto thee?
Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did [it] not to one of the least of these, ye did [it] not to me.
And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal. [emphasis mine]

And, by the way, you misspelled “Halliburton.”

If you should visit Dr. Melanoma…Melissa, wear sunglasses or something. As I asked in a previous post on the sad souls at Fixed Earth, what is it with the nuts and the godawful colors-to-make-your-eyes-bleed backgrounds and/or fonts?? It is some kind of natural warning sign, like a rattler’s tail? Are the nuts attracted to them because they serve as a warning to others in a “Here There Be Monsters” sort of way?

In other news, Sadly, No! points out that the Victory Carcass’ Sitemeter numbers aren’t exactly falling in line with the “great untapped koolaid drinkers” movement they thought existed. [Apparently dreamed up during some 'shroom/koolaid experiments.]